Originally Posted by Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
lol i love this one
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made by Daraku^
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Last edited by Hyuuga Neji; April 11th, 2009 at 07:23 PM..
really? Of all the stupid things said in a Miss America contest and THAT is the one you choose? Not the map one?
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Originally said by: Rapper on one of those modeling shows to a russian model
"Yeah, I love those Moscow *****es - I mean girls!"
"It's senior GAY corresponant, not senior GAY CORRESPONDANT, John"
- Steven Colbert
One bright morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys stood up to fight,
One was blind, the other copuld not see,
They chose a dummy for a referee,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another,
And when the deaf policeman heard the noise,
he came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe my lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
“Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.”-
Henry Rollins
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress
"Inside this fantasy, it seems so real to me, synthetic ecstasy when her legs are open"
the opening lyrics to one of my favorite songs (Frozen- Celldweller)
I heard someone quote that today and thought "Holy shit! I know have an excuse for not working hard!"
"It's senior GAY corresponant, not senior GAY CORRESPONDANT, John"
- Steven Colbert
One bright morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys stood up to fight,
One was blind, the other copuld not see,
They chose a dummy for a referee,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another,
And when the deaf policeman heard the noise,
he came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe my lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.