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Stupid Warning Labels
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09-12-2008, 07:48 PM
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Ok so I was looking around the net and happened to find this list of funny/ stupid warning labels. I just thought that I would share it with everyone else. There's some pretty funny stuff actually so check it out!
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On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Doritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children
On a helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
On a Taiwanese shampoo:
Use repeatedly for severe damage
On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink:
After opening, keep upright
On a New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.
On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids:
Lie down on bed and insert poscool slowly up to the projected
portion Like a sword-guard into anal duct. While inserting poscool
for Approximately 5 minutes, keep quiet.
On a blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado
On a cardboard windshield sun shade:
"Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place."
On an infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
On a package of Fisherman's Friend(R) throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
On a Magic 8 Ball:
Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.
On a roll of Life Savers:
Not for use as a flotation device.
On a refrigerator:
Refrigerate after opening.
On a disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
On a handgun:
Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.
On pantyhose:
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
On a piano:
Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
On a can of Fix-a-Flat:
Not to be used for breast augmentation.
On a Pentium chip:
If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it
for a $2-shipping and a $3-handling charge, for a total of $4.97.
On work gloves:
For best results, do not leave at crime scene.
On a palm sander:
Not to be used to sand palms.
On a calendar:
Use of term "Sunday" for reference only.
No meteorological warranties express or implied.
On Odor Eaters:
Do not eat.
On a blender:
Not for use as an aquarium.
On a revolving door:
Passenger compartments for individual use only.
On a microscope:
Objects are smaller and less alarming than they appear.
On children's alphabet blocks:
Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and
sentences that may be deemed offensive.
On a wet suit:
Capacity, 1.
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
Open Other End.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
Why Not Try Tossing Over Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
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Where did you find all of them? I laughed at most of them. So funny.
Lable on a knife: Keep out of children? Obviesly. 
[Today 06:03 PM] IBeatSephiroth: Mabey I sould put this conversation on my sig
[Today 06:03 PM] Stickman: It will be funny
[Today 06:03 PM] Stickman: see what they would say
[Today 06:02 PM] Stickman: Im going to tell people that
[Today 06:02 PM] Stickman: haha
[Today 06:02 PM] Stickman: I got a long day tomorrow
[Today 06:02 PM] IBeatSephiroth: Your being mothered by a twelve year old
[Today 06:02 PM] Stickman: I think I should
[Today 06:02 PM] Stickman: haha
[Today 06:02 PM] IBeatSephiroth: lol
[Today 06:02 PM] IBeatSephiroth: Ahh... I mean.. LIE DOWN AND SLEEP!
[Today 06:01 PM] IBeatSephiroth: Go to bed!
[Today 06:01 PM] IBeatSephiroth: ...
[Today 06:01 PM] Stickman: but I haven't been late in forever
[Today 06  PM] IBeatSephiroth: its your last warning!
[Today 06 PM] IBeatSephiroth: Your teacher will be mad if your late again!
*Stickman throws fit*
[Today 05:59 PM] Stickman: I don't wanna
[Today 05:59 PM] IBeatSephiroth: He's sleeping, like you should be, young man!
[Today 05:58 PM] Stickman: I think he got off
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[Today 04:33 PM] IBeatSephiroth: huh?
[Today 04:28 PM] Nitz: transformation......complete!
[Today 04:27 PM] Nitz: IBS has transformed!!!!
[Today 02:43 PM] Daesy: yep she did
[Today 02:40 PM] E.V.: did IBS just go black?
[Today 02:33 PM] Daesy: Nothin much fashizzle!
[Today 02:27 PM] IBeatSephiroth: Uhh.. Yo digy dog, you down with it, bro?...
[Today 02:12 PM] E.V.: yo
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Quote:
On a Taiwanese shampoo:
Use repeatedly for severe damage
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LMAO... So that's why im going bald.. no wonder!!! I thought scrubbing helped
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Ziploc: Not recommended for storage of liquids.
Wah?! I do that all the time! There goes my dinner. . .
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We are the ones, standing alone everywhere,
Around every corner, we are always there.
We are there before you come, and there after you leave.
No other soldiers are as disciplined as we;
The battles we face are usually the worst.
But when it's time to go, we are the first
Patrolling on post or conquering the field,
At home or abroad, we will never yield.
We have trained hard to be the best;
Wherever we go, we stand above the rest.
Taking every mission, with courage we survived;
Though many were injured and many have died.
As Military Police, we Defend, Assist, and Protect;
For all our fallen comrades, we show the utmost respect.
Being "Of the Troops and For the Troops"
is harder than we thought;
We never could have imagined
the battles we fought.
When you are off defending
the home of the free,
Look by your side,
There Will Be An MP.
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On a package of Fisherman's Friend(R) throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship....
I am confused? Or am i missing something???
Hilarious
LIVE! LOVE! BURN! DIE!
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